Saturday 21 December 2013

Heroin Obamacare

Heroin Obamacare, Police.in.Massachusetts.on.Friday.pulled.over.a.suspicious.automobile.and.after.conducting.a.search,recovered.more.than.a.thousand.small.packets.of.heroin.stamped.”Obamacare”.and.”Kurt.Cobain.”

Four.people.were.arrested.after.the.traffic.stop.in.Northampton.in.which.1,250.of.the.packets.were.found.

Police.say.the.car.driver.committed.several.violations,prompting.the.stop.He.was.later.found.to.be.unlicensed.

The.Associated.Press.says.a.state.police.dog.found.the.contraband:

“State.police.Lt.Daniel.Richard.says.it’s.not.unusual.for.heroin.to.be.stamped.with.numbers,words.or.symbols.to.identify.who’s.selling.it.But.he.says.the.’Obamacare’.stamp.is.one.he.hadn’t.heard.of.”

No.explanation.was.immediately.available.

Four.people.are.facing.drug.trafficking.charges.after.Massachusetts.State.Police.say.a.Trooper.found.1,250.plastic.bags.of.heroin.in.their.vehicle.The.heroin.packages.were.all.marked.with.stamps.that.read.either.“Obamacare”.or.“Kurt.Cobain.”

Officials.say.Trooper.Joseph.Petty.had.pulled.over.a.car.on.Interstate.91.in.Northampton.when.a.passing.vehicle.committed.“several.violations,”.State.Police.said.
Trooper.Petty.caught.up.to.the.vehicle.in.Hatfield.and.pulled.it.over.

During.the.stop,Trooper.Petty.says.he.noticed.illegal.drugs.in.the.car.

A.K-9.unit.was.called.in.and.allegedly.found.1,250.individual.plastic.bags.of.heroin.in.the.vehicle.

All.four.people.in.the.vehicle.were.arrested.

Obamacare heroin: The.driver,Tyler.Robenstein,23,of.Colchester,Vt.,was.charged.with.trafficking.in.heroin,conspiracy.to.violate.drug.laws,possession.to.distribute.a.Class.A.substance,speeding,unlicensed.operation.of.a.motor.vehicle.and.failure.to.change.lanes.for.an.emergency.vehicle.

Marquese.Jones,22,of.Newark,N.J.,was.charged.with.trafficking.in.heroin,conspiracy.to.violate.drug.laws.and.possession.of.a.Class.A.substance.

Ashley.Beaulieu,21,of.Colchester,Vt.,was.charged.with.trafficking.in.heroin,conspiracy.to.violate.drug.laws.and.possession.to.distribute.a.Class.A.substance.

Sherod.Green,21,of.Newark,N.J.,was.charged.with.trafficking.in.heroin,conspiracy.to.violate.drugs.laws.and.possession.to.distribute.a.Class.A.substance.

All.four.suspects.were.expected.to.be.held.until.their.arraignment.in.Northampton.District.Court.

Massachusetts.state.police.on.Friday.seized.1,250.bags.of.heroin.containing.bizarre.labels.like.”Obamacare”.and.”Kurt.Cobain.”

The.state.police.confiscated.the.bags.during.a.traffic.stop.in.Hatfield,Mass.,the.department.said.in.a.statement.that.was.posted.to.its.Facebook.page.Four.people.were.taken.into.custody.

“During.the.stop,evidence.of.illegal.narcotics.led.to.a.request.for.a.State.Police.K9.Trooper.David.Stucenski.and.K9.Frankie.located.1,250.individual.bags.of.heroin.in.the.vehicle,”.the.statement.read.

Earlier.today,Massachusetts.State.troopers.found.1,250.bags.of.heroin.labeled.with.“Obamacare”.during.a.traffic.stop.in.Hatfield,MA.I.guess.this.isn’t.exactly.what.the.White.House.was.looking.for.when.they.wanted.to.increase.Obamacare.recognition!

According.to.the.state.police,most.times.when.sealed.bags.of.heroin.are.found,they.are.labeled.with.different.markers.in.order.to.differentiate.between.the.various.strains.of.the.drug.Apparently.this.is.not.something.new.to.police.Since.Obama’s.election.in.2008,many.drugs.have.been.branded.with.the.president’s.name.

“The.Commander-in-Chief’s.name.and.face.has.been.slapped.on.a.wide.variety.of.contraband.products.including.ecstasy.pills,LSD.tabs,heroin.baggies.and.a.popular.strain.of.medical.marijuana,”.according.to.the.report,including.26.different.types.of.Ecstasy.pills.alone.

Huh!?.I.mean.the.White.House.did.say.they.needed.to.work.on.their.PR.strategy.for.the.new.health.care.law…I.just.don’t.think.this.was.what.they.were.looking.for!

Make.sure.to.check.out.the.picture.on.Politico!

I’m.not.sure.what.this.particular.strain.of.heroin.does.Maybe,like.ObamaCare,it.completely.messes.you.up,takes.your.money.and.leaves.you.with.nothing.

The.ObamaCare.heroin.navigators.were.carrying.both.“ObamaCare”.and.“Kurt.Cobain”.branded.heroin.so.I.can.see.a.self-destructive.suicide.theme.here.

There.have.been.a.lot.of.critics.railing.against.the.President’s.Affordable.Care.Act,and.the.subsequent.problems.with.the.roll-out.of.the.accompanying.website.which.stonewalled.users.from.signing.up.for.healthcare.

But.perhaps.the.biggest.critics.are.a.group.of.alleged.drug.peddlers.that.were.stopped.by.Massachusetts.State.Police.in.the.Western.part.of.the.state,allegedly.carrying.more.than.1,000.marked.bags.of.heroin.with.the.words.“Obama.Care”.sprawled.across.each.packet.in.big,red.letters.

During.the.stop,Petty.claimed.he.saw.“evidence.of.illegal.narcotics,”.which.led.to.him.calling.in.a.police.K9.to.sniff.around.the.vehicle.in.search.of.drug.paraphernalia.

And.the.ObamaCare.dealers.would.have.gotten.away.with.it….if.it.hadn’t.been.for.that.pesky.dog.The.arrested.ObamaCare.heroin.navigators.are.named.Sherod.Green,Marquese.Jones.Tyler.Robenstein.and.Ashley.Beaulieu.It’s.unknown.if.they.were.associated.with.ACORN.

But.considering.that.Obama.just.freed.eight.drug.dealers,including.a.crack.dealer.with.a.lifelong.rap.sheets.who.took.his.5-year-old.daughter.alone.while.dealing.crack,maybe.these.unlicensed.ObamaCare.heroin.navigators.can.get.off.too.

Or.maybe.Obama,a.former.coke.user.who.says.that.he.didn’t.do.heroin.because.he.didn’t.like.the.heroin.dealer,only.has.a.soft.spot.for.crack.dealers.

“Pot.had.helped,and.booze;.maybe.a.little.blow.when.you.could.afford.it..Not.smack,though.”

On.60.Minutes,Obama.mentioned.that.he.had.considered.using.heroin,but.didn’t.use.it.because.he.didn’t.like.the.pusher.who.was.selling.it.Otherwise,he.apparently.would.have.used.heroin.

Heroin.stamps.are.a.way.for.drug.dealers.to.mark.their.brands.They.often.use.pop.culture.to.mark.their.brands.The.Social.Art.Collective.in.New.York.City.has.put.on.an.art.exhibition.of.heroin.stamps.with.the.Heroin.Stamp.Project.

There’s.just.one.problem.I.don’t.see.anyone.becoming.addicted.to.ObamaCare.Even.many.Senate.Democrats.seem.to.be.trying.to.kick.the.habit, Obamacare heroin.

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